Because Harry does indeed have flowers (two white and one red!) growing out of his head. This happens to be a picture of Harry (Flower)Pot-Head ON A
QUEST! (See the map??) But on his way to defeat the evil Lord Mouldymort, HE IS CAPTIVATED BY SOME SUSPICIOUS LOOKING MAN WITH GIRL HAIR! (Bill Weasley?) The giant heart is very much noted. Alas, will our hero ever escape?
It's either Draco or a girl (
coughtheheadcough) dressed UP as Draco who has become the next obstacle. Evidently, the man with the ponytail has captured both of these poor characters and set them up to be married!! Against their wills! OH NOES!
But all this has only been a plot set up by THE REAL DRACO so that HE CAN STEAL HARRY'S CAR AND GET TO KING'S CROSS BEFORE HIM! *GASP* And
worse! Harry is stuck married to that-girl-who-was-dressed-up-as-Draco!
FOREVER! D:
(And of course, the only reason Draco wanted to get to King's Cross before Harry was so he could marry Hermione (ignore the head this time; it IS really Draco. The MALE Draco). The end. :P Because
obviously, the fate of Lord Mouldymort is no longer of any importance.)
Thank you all for reading my
totally amazing story.
~Ellen~
XD LOLWUT? SO CONFUSED, BUT THAT IS CLEARLY EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS THE GREATEST LITERARY MASTERPIECE TO GRACE THIS UNIVERSE. OM GUH. and lolz, that heart thingy looks suspiciously like that one from the robotics challenge a year ago or something... XD HARRY POTTER LEGOS, FTW!
ReplyDeleteWHY THANK YOU. IT'S ACTUALLY A HUGE EXTENDED METAPHOR FOR BEES AND HOW WE STEAL THEIR HONEY, BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO GET THAT. :P And on the heart thingy: it IS from the robotics challenge a year ago or something. XD (see the huge box of legos that have been accumulated by the robotics team over the years??)
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